Cu ocazia Midnight in Paris, v-am vorbit putin despre pasiunea mea pentru umorul negru al  filmelor lui Woody Allen. Vazand insa ca avem pe KoolHunt.ro si alti fani ai lui Woody, m-am gandit asa de weekend sa va distrez cu 10 dintre citatele mele preferate din intregul repertoriu al lui Woody. Sincer, a fost greu sa ma decid la 12, dar hai sa vedem ce a iesit. Bineinteles, majoritatea sunt despre sex.

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”

“To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.”

“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”

“Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.”

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.”

“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.“